The idea to be become an evil person has now become reality for you. What next?

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools… I mean… agents… for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the ‘good’ things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the slaughter of hapless innocents… Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

Read the evil guide here.