Okami: Worst Box Art Gaffe?

According to Wired, it might be.

After consuming several beers, you decide that it is not necessary to actually access your company’s rich internal archive of game assets and beautiful 2-D renderings of the characters and world. No, you may as well just grab an image from IGN, complete with their site’s watermark in the right-hand corner. You then spend some time carefully removing the IGN watermark. Just kidding! You leave it in there, because whatever.

As I subtly laugh to my self in my studio, I realize how funny this is.

Wow, what an embarrassment. Who let that one slip through the cracks? This is why I like the Internet. The smallest stuff like this can spread like wildfire among the masses with just a moments notice.

Nail art is pretty much amazing
So you’ve decided to be evil.

The idea to be become an evil person has now become reality for you. What next?

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools… I mean… agents… for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the ‘good’ things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the slaughter of hapless innocents… Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

Read the evil guide here.

Reasons to Not Use a Shotgun for Zombie Defense

5 very interesting reasons to not use a shotgun for zombie defense. And a good alternative suggestion. The commentary banter on this one is deep.

Hollywood, not to the surprise of many, has distorted several facts with regards to zombie outbreaks and more importantly, the survival of such an outbreak. Of most importance is the best weapon for defense, which Hollywood would have you believe, is the shotgun. This my friends is a fallacy and could cost you your life. Keep reading for the top 5 reasons you should not use a shotgun for zombie defense.

Read the rest here. Survive the zombie apocalypse.

Velociraptor Attack Prevention

Just in case you weren’t in the know.

Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29. However, everyone must think about the implications of velociraptors: young and old, men, women and transgendered persons.

The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention.

Learn all that you need to know here.

Stop Alien Abductions, Build a Thought Screen Helmet

The thought screen helmet:

THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT’S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS.

THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS

Read about it and learn how to make one for yourself here.